A fork of Rural Dictionary
CM - abbreviation for the CBS show Criminal Minds.
Person 1: Hey man! What are you doing later, want to hang out?
Person 2: Can't, sorry. I'm watching CM tonight.
Check My Status. When someone asks you what you mean, but you've just said it in your FB or other social networking site status.
Lacee: Did you see it on TV?
Vivianne: What the fuck are you talking about?
Lacee: CMS!!!
Chronic Masturbation Syndrome-Having and giving into the urge of masturbating all the tiimmmeeee until its to the point of it being unhealthy.
Brian u have cms. theres no excuse for having a jizz carpet in your den nd white stains on your computer chair cmon dude.Brian: NO I DONT U GUYS R SO GAY. Look you need help and if its an intervention that you need tthats what its ganna have to be because brian theres always help.