Country Dictionary

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Colten

One hell of a Funk Masta Flex that dont eva fake the funk with dime piece budunkadunk. Also a hella chill person that's good to highlight any party. if you want a good time get him crunk and watch that funk!!!

coltenfreaking sweet

by funkdizzler February 04, 2010

Colten

A lesbian

Colten is a lesbian with a vagina

by Chikinbitch1933 September 15, 2019

Colten

A celestial being who doesn't understand, or believe, in his external and internal elegance.

No, that's not an Angel, nor God, it's Colten. :

by Halie Kay February 27, 2007

colten

a little man with little hands an a little dick

look at that colten kid he is so short

by mr. big dick rick April 02, 2020

Colten

A amazing guy usually with a 20 inch dick he is the most kind and loving person and a good sex partner

Colten is the best

by Mr potato’s September 15, 2020

colten

a stubid gay ass whore who dont know how to treat girls.lieing son of a biacthhhh.

posted by jenni and ali C:

colten decker.

by jenni and ali August 14, 2008

colten

A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.

I think my brother is a Colten.

by MIss Crichton July 07, 2008