A fork of Rural Dictionary
The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.
I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.
1.epic dubstep female vocalist 2. Something that has been taken to the next level as a result of insane trippy vocals 3. To be epic without the assistance of auto-tune.
examples: Dude that song just got CoMa'd. The drop hit so hard that the vocals knocked me out. I just got CoMa'd. The tune was epic, but now it knocks me dead. The tune is CoMa'd.
A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.
Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS! Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.
When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.
Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him? Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.
“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”