Country Dictionary

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Dirty Comanche

Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Jeep Comanche

When you build a shopping cart for going off road.

Jeep Comanche -Bro my Comanche is the best because I drove through 2" of water aired down to 2lbs at 30mph my first try!

by Build a real Jeep August 21, 2020

Comanche flip

The combination of mescaline and MDMA (molly).

“Yo, who showed up to AfroNation on horseback???”

“That was Luis. He Comanche flipped.”

by SurveilAir July 17, 2023

Wild Comanche

Shitting of excessive diarrhea, usually induced by foreign foods.

After eating Chinese last night, I was shitting like a Wild Comanche all night, I could have practically shit through a screen door!

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

comanche cum

Shooting a big load of jizz.

At the Asian massage parlor, the masseuse speaks the words "Comanche Cum" after he pulls out with a condum full of jizz.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

Comanche Snow Plow

The first step to the Comanche Snow Plow is to throw in a fat dip. Then make your partner put her left foot over her head and spit on your dick and ram it in her ass so hard that she wails like a Comanche Indian.

Holy shit Jake did you just see that Comanche Snow Plow last night

by The Alaskan King Snow Crab March 24, 2011

Comanche head piece

A performance that usually fallows sexual intercourse of some kind; A male with an erect Comanche creates a live monument atop his vocally excited partners head.

SSG Chappell fucked a bitch’s rectum so long that she could not stop screaming, he erected a Comanche head piece oh her in triumph.

by Gabriel A Brown October 30, 2006