A fork of Rural Dictionary
gettin in fucking trouble at school
Being warned by the teacher
Something that usually happens in shop class. Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it." Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty. Going beyond what is the norm. Behaviour that is extraordinary.
John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.
A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.
"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"
The point of diminished returns hording
I can't find anything in the rats nest So my life's choices lead to this conclusion. I am guilty of dishorderly conduct. I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go
Chat-smin-like-con-duct. When a person continually adds value by performing activities that warrant the call of "Chat".
Jerry took the bins out & helped Bridget with her homework, that's chatsmanlike conduct
A material which allows electricity to pass through it
"How does electricity pass through that?" "Because it's an electrical conducter."