A fork of Rural Dictionary
When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.
Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!
Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.
I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.
full of meth heads, wiggers and cum guzzling gutter sluts.
unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.
Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.
The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.
Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?
Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.
Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.
A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station
Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum
Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.
"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"