A fork of Rural Dictionary
Certified Public Asshole, someone who has dedicated his life to making other people miserable. A CPA can be a bully, a gossip, a trouble maker or any type of jerk who enjoys making others suffer. They always seem to do well at others expense, and secretly regard everyone else as lower life forms.
Life got much better after the CPA left.
Abbreviation for Central Pennsylvania or Central Pennsylvanian. Used to describe something redneck or hick.
"That's CPA" referring to guy wearing a hunting jacket to school
the region lying in Central Pennsylvania (Phille in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, Alabama in the middle)
"Hey where are you all from?" "Oh, Us?, we are from CPA"
Cell Phone Asshole. Anyone who annoys everyone around them with their mobile telephone.
I was really enjoying the movie, until this CPA got his cell phone out.