A fork of Rural Dictionary
A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.
Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.
Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
A person who was born to a crack addicted mother (most commonly a whore) who is greatly disadvantaged in life and is not a functioning part of society.
crack baby JD aka loser aka piece of shit aka i hate you aka all i can say is shut the fuck before i smack you aka son of a crack whore aka go beg for change with your mama
(1) An individual who bases his or her beliefs on unfounded and unsubstantiated rumors. These individuals constantly spout endless phsychobabble about their distorted view of the world. Also can be a person who has a belief, but for some ODD reason cannot explain the core reason behind this belief.
(2) An individual who takes potshots in a debate and makes character assasinations to avoid the subject matter of the person questioning him/her.
(3) A ignorant "ghetto" wanna-be pimp of the worst type, whether he/she be an (A)Digital Pimp or (B)Real life pimp. A person concerened only with material possesions. These individuals' mental state is usually marked by an over-agressive nature, extreme piggishnish to the opposite sex, are overly concerned with material posseions, and frequently use the word "hater" to attempt to weasel out of debates and launch character assasinations on persons of opposite viewpoints.
(4)A child born via a mother who abuses drugs.
"You ignorant, self absorbed crack baby!"
someone who did something really stupid or retarded.
You crack baby! Why did you say a black joke in front of the Principle!