A fork of Rural Dictionary
A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?" Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.
When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.
A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.
Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.
A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.
I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.
Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone. pooh crap dump shit