A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya? Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim! Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy. "My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.
sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn
that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned
An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit. Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!