A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday
Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.
Having a shit and masturbating at the same time
I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk
To have a fit; to freak out
My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.
perineum (the region where the balls bounce)
I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.
A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.
I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.
my slang for slut, fuckhead, asshole, cockswabber, dickhead, drongo, bitch.
person 1: "stop fishing for attention"
me: "kiss off you fuckhead cronk"