A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a: cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy
Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.
One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.
"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle." "Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals
Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.
Something to stuff a twat with
1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle 2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag
1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty". 2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.
That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!
Two men both 14 or 15 in the back of a science biology classroom looking at the urban dictionary of slutmuffin, Or a pussy that taste sweet and can be compared to a waffle.
Look at those two cuntwaffles. Wow I love your cuntwaffles.
someone who wears a funny looking hat while running around every time someone blows a whistle.
"look at that cuntwaffler" "Jamie is a cuntwaffler"