A fork of Rural Dictionary
An entirely dumbass and retarded way of saying WTF or What The F***. If you are saying this you are too stupid. Sometimes this is pronounced with a "Goofy" voice. Dafuq is also for little children who are afraid to say the entire phrase out loud. If you are one of those dicktards who uses dafuq, STOP because you are making a complete and utter tardhead of yourself. Dafuq is also commonly used to annoy the shit out of anyone who has any common decency. Dafuq will also make any grammar nazi kill you. GG.
Hey guys, Dafuq is up with you all? F*** off 9 year old!
A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck" Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?" "I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
The word commonly used by Luke Hemming in "Let Me Just Double Check" on Wattpad
Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them." Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"
Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas. Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".
The primary export of Dafuq is falafel