A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair
Jim "My ass is so itchy"
Gary "You must have a case of the Dangle berrys"
are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...
(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'
the small pieces of poo that stick to your butt hairs and dry.
I had dangle berries last night.
When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!
Wow, I'm rattling today, by dangle berries are colliding like a cheap office ornament.
This can also be referred to a man's testicles, due to the fact that the testicles hang bellow the penis, like berries hang on branches.
Most berries have seeds, a symbolic relation to the testicle which bears the seed of an unborn child.
"I got kicked in the dangle berries the other day"
A large pile of shit that comes from an animals ass and it's all old and rotten.
Dylan: What in fuck's name is that horse doing?
Kyle: Shitting out some Dangle Berry Stew
The slang term for small testicles, dangling below the shaft. Typically used for smaller individuals
“If you don’t shut up, I’m going to kick your dangle berries”