A fork of Rural Dictionary
December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
Future Wife Day is November 26th.
Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..
Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.