A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Indian man who likes black beans and cookie bread. He is a vegetarian who has a sister. He is an immigrant.
Deev is weird
Notoriously known for his or her ability to get shitfaced wasted after 3 wine coolers. A "Deeves" is a person who often deficates on macbooks and other apple products; A person who often get caught peeing their bed and lying about it.
"Did you see Mike last night?"
"No, why?"
"He turned into the Deeves Last night!"
"Mike owes me a new macbook, He Deeved on mine"
An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.
It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"
Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."