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Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded! Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

by Dood Brah October 14, 2012

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

stick their dick in the dirt

A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.

-"Pookie was talking shit about you!" -"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray! "It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"

by Lil Yums April 28, 2009

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

by Abh3 September 23, 2017

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

by Scotty1962 May 27, 2017

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 19, 2005