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Dick smacking

When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”

(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny

Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley

by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022

dick smack

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....

Man you just dick smacked me hard core !

by kris bigelow March 29, 2005

dick smack

what's left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

all that dick smack gone to waste...

by Amazon December 16, 2004

Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009