A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only effective way of killing a paladin.
*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin? *Horde 2* Uh... *Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa
The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.
Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank? Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here! Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace. *Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money. Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!" "I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
Gianni Matragrano's theme song, which came from the hit game, Ultrakill (1998).
*divine intervention plays* You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash. Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.