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Democratic National Committee

Todd: I didn't know Barack Obama belonged to a racist church and goes out of his way not to wear an American lapel pin.

Chuck: Are you sorry you voted for him?

Todd: Yeah.

Chuck: Call the DNC and tell them you changed your mind.

Todd: Thanks! I will!

Chuck: Dumbass.

Do Not Care

Jason: My mom has Ligma
Joseph: DNC
Jason: Bruh

Abbreviation for "do not care".

My mom told me to clean up my room because it was an eyesore, but I was like, "Whatevz. DNC gurl..."

Democratic National Convention.

The DNC is next week. These conventions are pretty much like preaching to the already converted.

Abbreviation for Democratic National Convention.

Carl: "How are you registered to vote?"

Chad: "I'm a card-carrying member of the DNC."

Carl: "Why?"

Chad: "Because they abolished slavery."

Carl: "Not true. Regarding the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, the DNC attempted to block their passage and keep slavery legal but had enough dissenters join in with the Republicans to get the 2/3 majority each Amendment needed to pass. 12 days after the ratification of the 13th Amendment, several high-ranking DNC members formed the Ku Klux Klan in Pulaski, Tennessee to harass, intimidate, beat and kill freed slaves."

Chad: "Dude, that's hypocritical of them. I'm leaving the DNC and going Independent."

DNC stands for Definitely Not a Crap.
A "crap" is an attractive girl. When you see them you say, "oh, crap."
So when the term DNC is used, you are referring to an unattractive woman.

Josh - "Hey, Chris you see that chick?"
Chris - "Yea man, shes a DNC"

Dumb
Niggers
Crawling

look at those dnc's towards me