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During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.
I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.
Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.
Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!
The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.
I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.
A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by: 1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete). 2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole. 3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."
After a girl gets donkey punched, she can donkey kick the offender in the nads.
If a girl gets donkey punched she can then kick her leg back in order to hit the guy.
Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.
Whos ready to get kicked?.... Donkey kicked!!!
When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.
Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!