Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

back door knockers

Testicles, or bollocks - a name given due to the action of the guy's balls slapping a girl's arsehole during frontal sex

"I was really going for it and she was loving my back door knockers."

by Bollywoody April 27, 2015

Door Knocker

An act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. The assailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient's jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.

Did you see Jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? That was insane!

by dtobicoke August 19, 2011

Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara

"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"

by paddleB September 01, 2014

prussian door knocker

when a man walks up from behind another man, sleeping or awake, pulls out his junk and slams it down into the face of the other man.

i gave jacoba prussian door knocker that almost broke his nose!

by ronniew October 18, 2006

The Irish Door Knocker

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.

Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

by somethingstupid March 16, 2010

St. Louis Door Knocker

Giving somebody a punch to the back door (asshole) while they’re climbing stairs just a few steps higher than you.

Jamie was moving too slowly up the stairs ahead of me so I gave her a good St. louis Door Knocker!

by KngRob5oh December 21, 2024