Country Dictionary

dootzed

The act of getting absolutely motherfuckered with the boys to the point where you can’t string a single sentence together. Usually achieved via binge drinking.

Awh cunt, I’m going to get absolutely dootzed this weekend during Golden Features set at Metro City!

Dootz

Dootz is an adjective that can mean good or bad but that is decided with tone. dootz can only be used once per sentence

that’s a totally dootz bike! or: your grandma died i’m so sorry that’s dootz man