Country Dictionary

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Jesus Downhill

Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.

Let's do a Jesus Downhill on that double black diamond run.

by MachHeat April 03, 2010

denim downhiller

A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.

I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.

by cox82 January 02, 2009

Muskegon Downhiller

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off

I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller

by Dirtylew February 21, 2015

downhill skier

A woman doing four guys at once.

Beth was doing the downhill Skier. One guy in each hand with one from behind and one in the mouth.

by Dan_Da_Man_69 September 12, 2007

aspen downhill

When a chic is sitting between two guys jerking them off simultaneously, simulating a downhill skier!

Aspen downhill

by Bone Miller February 18, 2014

Downhill Ice

-ice that is on a downward slope, often much more dangerous than regular ice

Guys I slipped on that downhill ice! It hurt a lot!- Nick DeYulio

by I'm A Real Boy! March 02, 2011

Downhill racer

When a woman lets two men ejaculate on her breasts, usually a D size or larger. They then race their ejaculate to see which one drips off first.

Chris: She was round the back of the pub, giving em a downhill racer!

by Logitic September 10, 2008