Country Dictionary

the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.

i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.

verb meaning to follow extremely close to the car in front of you at high speeds

Damn this guy is drafting me. Why does he want to get up on my ass

Something females (even in Israel to some extent) get out of by using female sex as a disability.

Women should not be taken seriously until they are subject to the draft.

A horrible, HORRIBLE thing. Forces people to join their country's army and risk their lives against their will.

Military draft is one of the worst things ever.

A draft is what is referred to as a type of "Limited" Magic tournament. You don't bring your own cards, rather you get three packs. You open the packs one at a time, and pass the rest to the person next to you. You get the leftovers from the person on the other side of you, select a card, pass the rest, rinse and repeat. You do this with all 3 packs and then you build a minimum 40 card deck from those picks and go town your opponents's faces. Basic lands are supplied. The tourney structure and prize support will vary based on who's running the show.

I'm gonna get back to Drafting when I'm done here.

v. 1) reducing wind resistance by tucking in behind a moving object while riding a skateboard, bike, racecar, hospital stretcher etc.

2) a sexual act.

Dude! You should have been with me yesterday! I totally saw that Penelope chick drafting a bus.

Really? I'm actually kind of glad I missed that.

The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.

*Bob falls on his bum during night out*

*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*

*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.