Country Dictionary

Your dad's drinking buddies.

Every Sunday my dad and my druncles get together for football.

When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.

I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!

That weird drunk uncle that’s always at your family gatherings. And if he’s not there, he’s most likely still sleeping or in jail.

Person one: where is Druncle?
Person two: don’t you remember, he is in prison for being an old drunken bag

Any male relative or close family friend who is regularly drunk.

Quick, hide the booze, druncle is coming over.

An uncle who is known for being drunk on a consistent basis.

Have you met my Druncle Dave?

Someone who doesn’t do anything with their life and has no plans to. A person who doesn’t have any goals or ambitions other than going to the local bar to drink. Typically dates people who look like their siblings and doesn’t shower often.

friend: I saw my ex the other day, she’s dating that one loser

me: the one who is always drinking? Yeah that guy is a real druncle

Play on Drunk Uncle and Uncle Bensons rice. Especially useful (mean) when person is black, male, drunk & name contains benson.

Druncle Benson sits on hill watching his harem of hoes.

Druncle Benson loud drunk ass always gotta be the center of attention...