A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one's life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.
Jay Z: "And I'm eating, so much I bought extra, so much so that dinner's now turned into breakfast..." Kanye West: "And I'm eating, but I'm still thirsty..."
To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.
Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat? Girl 1: YEAH!!!!! Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow *The next day* Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*
1. just deal with it 2. take it or leave it
1. dude: i cant believe u didnt invite me to the party me: eat it man