A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".
1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?" 2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!" 1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone." 2: "..."
Edmonds are a menace to society, they will pick up a fight with every single person in the world even if they seem outmatched they will not hesitate to play dity. But shortly after they realise their mistake and ask for forgivness even tho they beated up a guy half to their death.
P:Speaking from what ive seen a Edmond can do.
Fist pumping while pointing your index finger in the air. Usually preformed to techno or fast-paced music with reoccurring beats and drops.
Did you see that guy at the club doing the edmond?
Noun, informal. A term made popular by the classic television series "Blackadder II", meaning canine excrement, or dog shit.
E: If I die, Baldrick, do you think people would remember me? B: Yeah. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing, and saying "Do you remember old Privy-breath?" E: Do people call me "Privy-breath"? B: Yeah, the ones who like you. E: Am I then not popular? B: Erm, well, put it this way: when people slip in what dogs have left in the street, they do tend to say "Whoops, I've trod on an Edmond." - Blackadder II, Episode 4: "Money".