A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past. Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage." Used primarly North of North Birmingham.
You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage. Hey, what's up eggroll?
Slang for Asian cock. You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’
Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?” Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll) Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”
1) the food of chinese origin consisting of many different food stuffs wrapped in a thin,bread shelling that has been deep-fryed 2) the act of rolling eggs 3) the act of putting eggs into rolls 4) a usual form of Ninja Verbal Assualt
dese eggrolls be tasty, dawg aw, yee...
A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.
Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.