Country Dictionary

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Elwood

1990 Jeep Cherokee Grand Wagoneer.
Grey with fake wood paneling.
Purpose: to have sex in and is also great for hauling band equipment.

My first car was Elwood.

by Shelby Stafford April 03, 2006

elwood indiana

A small town in indiana mixed with meth heads and other various form of tweakers to old folk to the notorious daddy's money farm kids visiting from tipton where's there's nothing to fucking do

You smell that, yeah that chemical smell is someone cooking meth, it's how you know you're in elwood indiana

by Pukeandrally December 23, 2016

elwood, illinois

The only thing Elwood has to offer is the ability to see just how screwing your cousin can end up. The whole town is related to each other before the wedding took place.

That kid must be from Elwood, Illinois. You can tell his parents are blood relatives.

by Deanieboys23 May 18, 2017

Elwood Blues

The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a

"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."

Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3

by RoboTribble April 26, 2006

Fuckin Elwood

An individual whos lips are in the constant puckered state as if waiting for a straw to be inserted.

Bro, dont do that you look like a fuckin elwood.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Neil Elwood

A very cute, sexy, hot teenage male, with the power to cause oragasms from simple smile or touch

Last week i got Neil Elwooded by someone

by d4cal4 October 04, 2006

Grady Elwood

Grady Elwood aka. Gelly, Gelly bean, Gelwood
Gelwood is the man of the people that everyone wants to be. If Gelly doesn’t know you, your irrelevant. Member of sherms

Person- “yo Gelwood hows it hangin?”

Grady Elwood- “Sup dawg

by Sherm31 November 15, 2021