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glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter? - No, what happened? - They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium" - Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 22, 2017

tit-emporium

an emporium or gallery of tits and there greatness

timmy went to the tit-emporium to witness the wonder of tits DD+

by simplydelicious December 29, 2010

Account Emporium

One of the best and cheapest Minecraft and VPN account shop Owned by a very nice guy.

I get all my accounts from Account Emporium

by iCrack March 04, 2018

Unschooler's Emporium

The Unschooler’s Emporium established its business in early 2010, to offer the Unschooling Community a myriad of books, tools and natural remedies that have already shown themselves to be a success by the families that have used them. Although a young business, because of its focused and dedicated product line, and its approach to unschooling, it has, in its infancy, garnered much attention and praise from Unschooling Advocates Dayna Martin, Sandra Dodd and many more. The purpose of the expansion for The Unschooler’s Emporium is part of a continuing effort to satisfy the needs of this ever-growing community. Whether a family is new to unschooling or has been enjoying its advantages for many years, they want one central location where they can purchase all of the products that will help support Unschooler’s and help each person on their unschooling journey to grow. theunschoolersemporium.com

Are unschooler's at The Unschooler's Emporium successful? Why yes they are, check them out at theunschoolersemporium.com

by bluemom28 June 25, 2010

N3NH's Hentai Emporium

The home to one of discords largest hentai community.

Person A: Yo, N3NH's Hentai Emporium has a nice collection of hentai Person B: Sir, this is a Daycare

by dnsbomb101 October 27, 2020

ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray. at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.

"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium" "why?" "mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe" "what kind ya gunna get?" "oh i might go for the MC Scat!" "whats that" "its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger" "wow can i have a go when you get it?" "well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon" " ahhh thanks man"

by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 25, 2018