A fork of Rural Dictionary
The kind of guy any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a guy can be.
Friend; Did you hear Ethan was dating her?
Me; Yeah, she's gotta be the luckiest girl in the world!
ethan. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end
Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes
It's a total Ethan
One of my best friends and will be forever.
Ethan and I smoke enough weed to kill an elephant.
Ethan is boy. He loves space and dabbles heavily in hobbies. He takes his gaming seriously some of the time, but takes making music seriously all of the time. He is realistic and takes care of himself...enough. He is the type to have a really goofy dog that everyone loves. His meatballs are delicious, but his mashed potatoes are better. He has the best dance moves. If you introduce him to a tree, he will get the tree to join the conversation. He might need a hair cut.
Ethan is rad.
Who is that guy that made those meatballs? "Oh, dude, that's Ethan."
A god like figure that can do anything. He is also the protector of the universe.
I believe in Christianity and Ethan