A fork of Rural Dictionary
Receiving or Giving head to someone from the passenger seat while driving fast on the free-way.
Example: Hey no one's around, gimme some fantasia!
1. A classic Disney movie featuring ballet-dancing hippos and Mickey Mouse enchanting buckets of soap and water. Set to classical music, it has no plot, no charm and no point. Spawned off the pointless sequel "Fantasia 2000"
2. Portuguese for "Costume"
3. The winner of the third edition of Fox's "American Idol" - A very nasal singer often referred to as Mantasia for her manly attributes. Is ghetto enough to name her 4 year old daughter "Zion", after the city that almost got destroyed in "The Matrix." Plans to name future children "Sunnydale" and "Neverland"
1. "I can't believe I paid 8 dollars to see Fantasia. That movie was crap."
2. "Brazilian Mommy, what will be my fantasia for Halloween."
3. "Dude, I bought the new Fantasia CD thinking it was Macy Gray. That sucks."
The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.
Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.
Brother 1: You still wit dat girl Donqueisha?
Brother 2: Nah I had to drop her azz to da curb, man, I had done had it with that damn lookin' ass Fantasia.
An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances
(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"
A ugly ass lady who won the third season of American Idol, but she has NO talent what so ever and looks like a man with her short ass hair is uglier then a monkey who got hit in the face by a train, has big ass lips which look like two sausages glued to her face, and when she sings she sounds like a cat in a washing machine.
Fantasia Barrino sucks music wise, is ugly as hell, didnt deserve to win american idol and if you hear her name for the first time it sounds like fantastic barrito