Country Dictionary

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

1. Gassy. 2. Smelly. 3. Low-class. 4. Unworthy.

You are a farty little man, Marty.

A party in which there is a fire going on, typically outside. Think of it as a house party w/ a bonfire going on outside in the yard.

"C'mon over dude, were having a farty over at Tony's crib!"

A virtual party that takes place on Facebook when an actual party is not possible due to geographic and/or child care constraints. Popular among those in their 30's and 40's.

This Friday we'll all have a couple of beers and get together on my page for a Farty.

When someone or something refuses to cooperate, or be a smart, decent human being without an attitude. Farty is pretty much indescribable, you just know when someones being farty, its like a 6th sense.

GOSH, Curly Mophead is soo farty

Refers to a small amount

Janet said "there's a farty bit of toothpaste left in the tube"