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Faux Hawk

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk. This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham. People with small penises wear this hair style.

Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.

by christinan July 29, 2009

side faux hawk

A stripe of hair spiked up to resemble a faux hawk, only tited to the side of one's head.

"I put my hair in a faux hawk, but it looked to symmetrical so I moved it over to one side to make a side faux hawk."

by Paco! April 26, 2008