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When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.
Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!
Verb. Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.
I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!
Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.
1) I totally got a field goal on her last night! 2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!
when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face
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Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.
Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.
When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D: "I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.
It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after
my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal" me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"