A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive. A common abbreviation is "FA"
"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."
phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist noun 1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic. Examples include:
The Primary Dealers The Federal Reserve Henry Paulson Ben Bernanke Henry Paulson Ben Bernanke Jon Corzine Bernie Madoff Lloyd Blankfein Kenneth Lay Timothy Geithner Bank of America Brian Moynihan Many US Senators Many members of US House of Representatives George Bush Barack Obama Bank of England European Central Bank Mario Monti Lucas Papademos and many, many more financial terrorists....
„You are a scammer!“ „Scammer is such a harsh word, I prefer to be called a financial magician“
To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance
Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.
When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.
Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat? Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed. Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.
I'm once again asking you for that
I'm once again asking for your financial support
n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner. Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)