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firehouse dog

When you blow baby batter all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Dude, I totally gave your mom a firehouse dog last night!

by Squatting Dog March 16, 2008

firehouse whore

Is a whore who only fucks firemen.

Kim is a firehouse whore according to Kyle.

by Roastmaster October 12, 2015

Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 14, 2010

firehouse chili

The act of pouring hot sauce on your rubber, and performing anal sex. Dave's Insanity sauce is the preferred hot sauce for this act

That was some 5 star firehouse chili. Did you see her tears of approval?

by goatwrangler December 07, 2009

Cambodian Firehouse

the act of lighting your throbbing cock on fire and fucking your mate.

Allison was feelin frisky, so i gave her a Cambodian Firehouse.

by sscorn May 03, 2009

firehouse primary

A term used in the United States to describe a primary election run by a political party, with minimum input from the government, to select the party's candidates for a later general election. Firehouse primaries were originally held in public buildings such as firehouses.

The Democrats opted to run a firehouse primary to choose a nominee in the 4th Congressional District after the death of the Congressman Donald McEachin.

by David Bassler December 25, 2022

tennessee firehouse

Shoving a ghost chilie pepper in a vagina, ejaculate on it and then eating it.

Brandon has done the first Tennessee firehouse with his x-girlfriend.

by Haters123 February 21, 2014