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Fitzsimmons

A name that belongs to only the most beautiful girl. She'll make you smile and never ceases to look amazing. Shes hard to reason with when she has her mind set on something, and sometimes very stubborn. There is no end to her beauty or smarts, One would be nothing less then blessed to be with her.


She's also good at Zelda.

Who would be a vegetarian for Lent?
Only a "Fitzsimmons"

by ShorTemper March 28, 2009

Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917

bob fitzsimmons KO'd the fuck out of james corbett!!

by underbossx May 14, 2007

christina fitzsimmons

The most kind, caring, funny, smart, and beautiful girl in the world. She is a loyal friend who always keeps her promises and always strives to be successful. If you try to hurt her, she may break, but she will come back even stronger.

Brian: “Wow that girl is just amazing!”
Taylor: “Of course she is, she’s christina fitzsimmons!”

by happyfuntimes14 August 08, 2020

Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 04, 2018

William Fitzsimmons

A talented Folk-music, indie guitarist, who is currently making it big on today's folk-alternative music scene. William is originally from Pittsburgh, Pa, was parented by a Mother and Father who both were blind, and played piano and trombone when he was in elementary school. The guitarist in Will was elicited by way of a spell during early adolescence-- he taught himself to play the guitar while attending middle school. William dons thick frames as well as a a 60s, 70s folkstyle beard.

Fitzsimmons is known for such musical nomenclature as Passion Play, Funeral Dress, It's Not true, If You Would Come Back Home, and After Afterall. Housed by the independent label Mercer Street/Downtown Records, he has released two full-length recordings, 'Goodnight' (2008) and 'The Sparrow and the Crow' (2008).

The term 'William Fitzsimmons' may be used in context while describing any contemporary element pertaining to today's folk music scene. The terminology 'William Fitzsimmons' may be found on such websites as MyspaceMusic, Facebook, and/or last.fm

A: "What show's playin' tonite?"

B: "Wilfitz @ the Docks ?"

A: "William Fitzsimmons!? No way. Link me w/ tix !"

by Am4ndaj4ngt1mer July 08, 2010

Jimmy Fitzsimmons

A reference to the Netflix Original Show “F is For Family
It’s a inside joke in the show, being used as an alias when doing something illegal.

“ If anyone asks my name is Jimmy Fitzsimmons!”

by Emiruchu September 10, 2020