A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.
that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.
v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.
n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer
Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty
A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort
"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"
"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"
"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"
To pour popping candy into a lady's arsehole or pussy and then smash the dick straight in
Josh doing a dick fizzer to shenice's gaping arsehole!!
Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores
Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!
Where someone shakes a bottle of Sprite, inserts it up their arse and masturbates.
"You heard about Jim? He copped a moondog fizzer the other day"