A fork of Rural Dictionary
a wooden plank which is a bit rotten but not to much
that's a flonk we can't use it for the build of the house
The last three words on the newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk. Possibly some 1337 nerd thing that no mere mortal shall ever be party to.
"That's stupid, even for you. Are you the only person in AUK, AdotF
and the Flonk who doesn't know what Biff does?"
verb To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.
Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore porn?
Ivar flonks constantly.
The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part of the male population.
To get rid of some shit unnecessarily and in an illegal way.
Mate, I just flonked that. I dunno what it is, but I did it!
When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out
when she got a big booty on her, you refer to that as a killer 'flonk donk'
Boy: dayyummm Liz you've got a nice flonk donker. I'd flonk that donk in a second!!
when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.
I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.