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flunch

A free lunch.

"Going to flunch, wanna come?" "Hell yeah!"

"There's no such thing as a flunch."

"It's flunch, but you have to tip."

by beinmetz October 28, 2009

flunch

An easy way to ask "what's for lunch?" to a workmate.

"Flunch?" or "Dude, flunch?"

by thrtnastrx February 22, 2008

Flunch

Flunch, derived from the similarly-named fast-food chain, "Flunch", is a noun which refers to the object of oral human expulsion (vomit), or a verb meaning to "to vomit".

The reason this word means "vomit" or "to vomit" is because the restaurant is absolutely revolting, serving up rotten mussels and frozen sweet products. After dining at the restaurant, if it can be justified as dining, we literally felt like vomiting, or flunching.

I feel like I'm gonna flunch.

Somebody flunched behind the door!

Ew, I just stepped in someone's flunch!

That ride is intense, last time I went on it I flunched.

by jevaisfluncher March 24, 2015

Flunched

To be extremely intoxicated off of cheap wine or liquor

Ah man last night I drank so much plastic that I got flunched!

by GABK July 24, 2017

Flunching

The act of throwing up in the vagina of an unsuspecting female during cunnilingus.

I can't bring myself to write an example of flunching...

by Gishypoos April 20, 2009

Flunch

Vertical chin beard worn by either sportmen, snowboarders or people who have no sense of style

Robert Pires has one.

Like a Brazillian bikini wax for your chin.

by Luke Dearden June 09, 2005

Flunch

Flunchbecken, one is flunch and the other is becken, together they are Flunchbecken

You make a flunch by jumping forwards with a great fall flunching the ground around.

by Haifischbuch2022 July 13, 2022