Country Dictionary

A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.

That girl at 11 o'clock is some top flute!

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument 2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth 3. used to describe a glass used for champagne

The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle. Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!

the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra

Sophisticated peashooter. Performs at high frequencies and can be shattering at close range.

The flute squealed agonizingly, five ledger lines about the rest of the band.

the past tense of float.

two boys are tubing down the river. one boy asks "...what's the past tense of float?" a few moments pass, then both boys simultaneously say "WHAT FLUTE!"

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

the worst instrument section in the band. renowned for their 'flute-ups' and for sounding out of tune while not being heard.

Chris: man look at those flutes catching those push ups Scott: no, i believe the correct term would be 'flute-ups'