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A multitude of Fun. This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins. Oh, and it's ASCII.
Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike? Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died. Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit... Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII! Greg: Gaaaaaaaay. Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!
A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.
"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."
(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...
When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.
Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude
1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica. 2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.
I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.
The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!
Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass! Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress! Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!
A vagina that is so beautiful when the man eats it or penetrates it the trumpets start blaring and he feels like he has just won a grand prize.
Her pussy looked so beautiful last night it was like going into a princess fortress.