A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.
Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris? Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead
When a male inserts his penis into the middle of two female's oral area.
"It was soo sweet, Wendy and Alice gave me a French Vanilla"
When a man creampies the woman's vagina and proceeds to french kiss the resulting deliciousness.
Thomas ate Rachel's leftover french vanilla
1: is that a cappuccino? 2: it’s french vanilla bitch!
This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.
These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.
Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.