Country Dictionary

The act of literally going 'Frodo'. Usually this involves discussing things in terms of their relative level of 'preciousness' constantly and sitting on the roof stripped naked.

Going 'Frodo' is often the result of a particularly stressful life event such as lack of dope or an excess of it.

"Uh oh. He's gone Frodo again."

or...

"Stay away from him, he's liable to go shitting Frodo on you."

a man, or boy, who can, in fact, pass as an ugly girl

ex. Ryan Cunningham: Ryan is such a frodo, did you see what him and Seth were doing yesterday.

The person you blame for anything that goes wrong in life.

*A brick drops on your foot.*

You: Goddamn it Frodo!

Any short young caucasian male with brown curly hair.

"Yes, Frodo, thank you I will have fries with that."
"Honey, Frodo's here with the pizza."

You know him as the short, unattractive and undesirable man at the club who dances behind you to hide how short and ugly he really is.

"OH NO I GOT OWNED BY A FRODO AT THE CLUB!"

A very short, hairy toed, gay man.

gosh you're such a frodo.

1) That short little hobbit with an ambiguously questonable straightness, and an even more abiguously questionable relationship with Samwise Bangme (whoops, typo, meant Samwise GAMGEE).

2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.

1) Excerpt from his cell phone calls to his friends:
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.

2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).