A fork of Rural Dictionary
a situation that is difficult and messy in many ways.
The Trump Lung Pandemic Is Fucktangular
1. Being put into a bad or awful situation due to multiple different sources at once intersecting at the worst possible point.
2. A single source/occurrence causing multiple bad or unfortunate situations
I forgot to charge my phone, the last gas-station was 10-miles back (16Km), and the sun set an hour ago, this is a fucktangular situation.
Well that's fucktangular. Because I forgot to close the door the wasps got in, stung the pets and have ruined the food I left out.
a way to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways
I was designing a machine but the problems kept piling up it was absolutely fucktangular.
When things have gone in a bad direction and are no longer manageable, this describes the situation.
Similar to the British term "pear-shaped", it is the opposite of squared away. When it's a total mess, it's fucktangular.
(First heard around 1992 when an unnamed Scoutmaster at Camp Pomperaug (looking at you, Xans) observed the condition of his troop's campsite following a bad ice storm overnight and muttered, "Well, this is looking utterly fucktangular. Let's start getting it squared away.")
Well, these barracks are looking especially fucktangular this morning, so instead of PT, we'll be getting this barracks cleaned up and ready for inspection.
And then we'll do PT.
describes a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways
The european migrant crisis is so fucktangular it isn't even funny
A situation that is complicated and messy in many ways. For example, how 2020 has played out so far.
"Man, 2020 really has been fucktangular, huh?"
"Yeah, between the Australian wildfires, the US killing an Iranian general and sparking a World War 3 threat, the corona pandemic starting, the Ukranian plane crash, Trump being acquitted for things he was guilty of, Kobe dying, Brexit, global lockdown, the stock market crash, the US presidential race being between Biden and Trump, Trump's bunker, civil unrest and police brutality leading to protests and riots similar to the 1960s, murder hornets, the Kenyan locust infestation, SpaceX satellites fucking up Earth-based astronomy, the Japanese floods, the Myanmar landslide, the US withdrawing from the WHO, the Indian floods, Trump threatening military retaliation to peaceful protests, the California wildfires started, the looming threat of a fascist America growing ever closer, Russia making itself an even worse place for LGBT people, Serbian unrest under a dictator who has been in power for 25 years coming to a head with the Beirut explosions, so much shit has happened. That doesn't even include deaths and arrests, man."
A situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.
Man, 2020 really has been fucktangular, huh?"
"Yeah, between the Australian wildfires, the US killing an Iranian general and sparking a World War 3 threat, the corona pandemic starting, the Ukranian plane crash, Trump being acquitted for things he was guilty of, Kobe dying, Brexit, global lockdown, the stock market crash, the US presidential race being between Biden and Trump, Trump's bunker, civil unrest and police brutality leading to protests and riots similar to the 1960s, murder hornets, the Kenyan locust infestation, SpaceX satellites fucking up Earth-based astronomy, the Japanese floods, the Myanmar landslide, the US withdrawing from the WHO, the Indian floods, Trump threatening military retaliation to peaceful protests, the California wildfires started, the looming threat of a fascist America growing ever closer, Russia making itself an even worse place for LGBT people, Serbian unrest under a dictator who has been in power for 25 years coming to a head with the Beirut explosions, so much shit has happened. That doesn't even include deaths and arrests, man."