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Knuckle fudge

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.

Yep, I got this knuckle fudge from mountain scraping

by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021

Fudge knuckle

When you're prairie dogging it so hard it makes the ass of your pants protrude.. much like a moose knuckle but with feces..

Oh man I was so close to shitting my pants that I had a fudge knuckle..

by Glunnda August 27, 2021

Fudge knuckle

When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.

Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.

Damo : how could you tell what had happened?

Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....

by Frank Fontain June 16, 2019

Fudge Knuckles

When a male has a moose knuckles and is also wearing brown pants.

Hey look that dude over there totally has fudge knuckles!”

by subliminal.toes August 17, 2021