A fork of Rural Dictionary
a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him
smurfs - after them skruple
To categorize something as negative. Simply not good. Total Garbage. Opposite of "That Fire."
"Man, you watchin' Go-Bots? That's that gargamel!"
"I used off brand deodorant, and I smell like a fish. That stuff is 'that gargamel'."
One who indulges in a long night of hard drink, I mean Martin Luther King Jr. Status, and then pursues one of the lady folk in an intimate manner usually characterized by much grabbing of her body parts and gibberish being spoken. The night for this person usually ends with him in the Penn State shower room horse playing with the young boys.
Sean was straight gargameling last night which is why he's now donating 10,000 dollars to the 2nd mile charity.
To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.
You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamelled
Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader
Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.
The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.
A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.
Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!
Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.