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Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.

Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.

by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 20, 2022

gazpacho croatcho

A rigorously and quickly and never before seen until now STD which causes potato soup discharge with a rotten, grotesque clam chowder odor.

From the smell of that hoe, I think she should be tested for GAZPACHO CROATCHO!!

by DOLLDOLL December 27, 2023

Hot Gazpacho

When a good Christian man ejaculates inside of his lovely bride as she mentruates.

Hey hunnybun, how bout a nice hot gazpacho?;)

by Jenkumdaddy June 16, 2022